I am somewhat ashamed to say that I am officially out of touch. Send me out on an iceberg, please, save yourselves from my contaminating cluelessness! I didn't know about this parody that was clearly made for this blog. But at least, thanks to Wimp, I was familiar with the song/phenomenon it was parodying. Without further ado, I give you, in all caps:
Thanks to Breanna* Sipley, who kindly alerted me to this opus of internet ingenuity.
*In the original version of this post, I got Breanna's name wrong - apologies. But her name is definitely Breanna.